Really, dude . . . are you still here?

Okay, if everybody who seeks to improve his/her lot in life–via dreams, reading books, conversations and quests, trying out new and old ideas, whatever–is so f—d up and futile, what’s your prescription for success, fulfillment, etc.? I seek but cannot find the like in what you say.

Peeing your pessimism all over our floor does nothing but flood us with your self-loathing. All I get from your diatribes is a “Give up and wallow in your sh*t, you fools!” Hey, thanks for the net loss. I can get all I want of that on Fox News and CNN. C’mon, man, do you have anything to say except that everything sucks?

I bet you do and I’d love to hear it. You have acquainted us well on what you think doesn’t work. So tell us what does. Seriously, let’s hear it. Don’t make me call the carpet cleaners again. And don’t die of a cerebral stress fracture before you give us the scoop!

Thanks, and holiday blessings to you and yours.